Today I had to work at a Gospel festival at a local park. Over the course of the day, I drove my police car around watching the crowds and ensuring order was kept. Not a church going man on a regular basis, I thought this would be my opportunity to feel the holy spirit, and I almost did once, but then I realized it was just the fish I ate earlier. As we were about to leave, I was flagged dwn on a woman having convulsions. I immediately sprung into action to help this lady. Like normal, I called EMS to check them out. When they asked her what happened, she said she had found the holy spirit which caused her to flop around on the ground like a fish out of water. Remind me not to do that!